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Your vision,
our grind.

Two humans. Two laptops.
We help brands level up online with smart scraping, sleek web dev, and fast tech support.

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Our Stacks

Choose your fighter.

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Data Heist

Web Scraping & Automation. We get the data you need, no questions asked (okay, legally though).

Steal the data
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Web Presence

Web Development. Aesthetic landing pages and complex apps that pass the vibe check.

Build the dream
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SOS Mode

On-Demand Support. Site broke? Bug causing drama? Data chaos? We fix it while you sleep.

Call for help

Our Tech Arsenal 🛠️

The weapons of choice for your next project.

Python
Ruby
Java
PostgreSQL
HTML5
CSS3
Bootstrap
JavaScript
Flask
FastAPI
REST API
Scraping
+ Pandas + Selenium + Git/GitHub + Linux + Docker + DNS Management
Main Characters

Meet the Dots

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He/Him

The Data Architect

The backbone of our tech stack. He turns scattered, unstructured web data into clean, scalable pipelines that actually make sense. If it involves APIs, automation or backend logic, he's already two steps ahead. Works quietly, ships reliably, and believes good engineering should speak for itself.

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She/Her

The Creative Technologist

Where design intuition meets engineering clarity. She builds interfaces that feel modern, intentional and smooth, backed by data-driven decision-making. Whether it's UI, dashboards or user flows, she turns complex requirements into clean, functional experiences that look good and work even better.

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Data Heist 🕵️‍♂️

Web Scraping & Extraction Pipelines.

We speak fluent Robot.

Need prices from E-commerce? Getting leads? Tracking competitors? Or archiving the entire internet? Our backend engineer builds scrapers that are fast, stable, and practically invisible.

🥷 Ninja Mode
Proxy rotation & anti-bot bypass so we don't get blocked.
📈 Big Data
From 10 rows to 10 million. We handle scale effortlessly.
📊 Insights Layer
Clean data, clear analytics, and insights you can actually use.
⚡ Live Crawl API
Fire a request. Get live data. No pipelines to manage, no infra to worry about.

Get Sample Data

See the quality before committing. Drop your details — we’ll send a sample file.

Get a Quote

Every project is different, from simple data pulls to fully automated pipelines. Tell us what you need, and we'll give you a quick estimate.

Web Presence 📡

Websites that actually convert.

Glimpse of Our Vibe

We keep the design minimal, fast, and responsive. Here's a peek at what we've shipped (placeholders for legal reasons, obvi).



What We Offer

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MVP
  • ✨ One Page Site
  • 📱 Mobile Ready
  • 💌 Contact Form
Crowd Fave
Pro Business
  • 🚀 Up to 5 Pages
  • ✍️ Basic CMS
  • 🔍 SEO Setup
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Custom
  • 🖨️ Custom Pages
  • 🔐 User Logins & Database
  • 🛠️ 3 Months Bug Support

⚠️ Domain cost is separate & varies based on availability (subjective).

SOS Mode 🚑

We fix tech drama.

Site down? Don't panic.

Whether it's a 404 error, a broken button, or even data chaos (messy sheets, missing leads, badly formatted CSVs, duplicate cleanup, list building, or data organizing), we jump in and fix it fast. No long-term contracts needed. SOS payments are required upfront for immediate deployment.

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Response Time Usually < 4 Hours
Service Good For
One-Off Fix Small bugs / tweaks, minor 404 errors
Data Chaos Fix Messy sheets, missing leads, duplicate cleanup, list building, data organizing

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